The Intercept Game Show
I read about this russian game show The Intercept on cracked.com and i would really like to watch it. It sounds bad ***, i already tried to find something on google but to no luck on any video footage of the show.. I read about this russian game show The Intercept on cracked.com and i would really like to watch it. It sounds bad ***, i already tried to find something on google but to no luck on any video footage of the show. - that's the website i read about it, it's number 1 on the list, if anyone has seen it or knows where to watch it (besides living in russian when it was airing) i would love to know.
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The one where car thieves are evading police in real time and if they make it for 35 minutes they get a car. I cant find video anywhere. A hot pursuit ensues when contestants of the show are given a chance to steal a car. If the thief can stay away from the cops for 35 minutes, he or she wins a new car.
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The idea seems simple and harmless enough. A contestant earns money by rolling virtual dice and progressing along a giant, twisting 63-square board game while being cheered on by the host, studio audience and 'chicas ocas' (goose girls, who are all in varying stages of undress, naturally). When the contestant lands on a square, he or she either wins a cash prize or has to complete a 'stunt.' Finally, the contestant who gets to the end of the board is given a reoca (final stunt) that they must complete within a week to win a new car. Easy enough, eh?
Why It's Insane: Unfortunately the 'stunts' involve pain, humiliation and being kissed by fat, messy Italian stereotypes. Even worse, it sometimes involves getting your feet licked by a goat.
What is it with Spaniards and incorporating farm animals into their game shows? Here's a fun sample of a few of the squares one can land on: Space No. 8: The 'stunt' here must be completed in the mud. Usually this involves finding a key or some such object. Meanwhile a female mud wrestler is 'inhibiting' the progress of the player. Inhibiting is a nice way of saying 'hurling about and generally emasculating.' 47: The player is locked inside an acrylic glass prison filled only with sand and boa constrictors.
Find the key in the sand, get out and not die of snake-related asphyxiation. 57: Here, the contestant is asked questions by a sexy woman in a nurse outfit. He must answer questions right or have his leg hair waxed off. Also, he must keep his heart rate down to a minimum, a theme later turned into an American talk show where John McEnroe screamed at people for 30 minutes.
Oh yeah, did we mention the nurse is stripteasing the whole time? Because she is, and she's nude, very nude. Theoretically one could win 800,000 pesetas and a car, assuming the player doesn't die of crushing, burning or snake-related injuries. Or, that they didn't lose it all during the 'Cruel Roulette' round, where the contestant is attached to a giant roulette wheel and spun around, and whatever percentage value their head lands at is the percentage of their winnings they lose. Need even more reason not to appear on the show? Hp Advanced Docking Station Drivers.
800,000 pesetas is only equal to roughly $6,000, an amount we're pretty sure an actual goose could win on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. 5Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!! (Downtown's 'Not An Errand Boy!' ) Country of Origin: Japan How to Play: You may have seen clips from this show on the web (including where the contestants have to recited a tongue twister or else get smacked in the balls).
If you don't know the background, the show appears to be a series of small, cruel challenges, none with an obvious reward for winning and all involving serious physical or psychological pain. You may speculate that the contestants are desperate commoners looking for prize money to pay for, say, an operation for a family member. This is fortunately not the case. The contestants are comedians, attempting to launch themselves to stardom by receiving a spring-loaded lever blow to their groin.
It's kind of like Saturday Night Live only instead of proving their comedic talent by creating characters and being funny, the comedians are tortured. Each challenge is called a Batsu, or punishment game, which involves completing nearly impossible tasks like not laughing while watching other contestants suffer humiliation and excruciating pain, or dressing up as female comic book characters and ordering spaghetti. The punishment for not completing these tasks is usually a sound whipping, but occasionally a friendly spanking or nipple clamping is in order. Why It's Insane: If you watched that video and don't think it was self explanatory then you're either a robot, masochist, masochistic robot, creator of the show or the masochistic robot that created this show. If you are one of the above, or if you're afraid to watch Japanese videos at work (and rightfully so), then let us elaborate.